Ionic Ashtray - something to make smokers think that they and their property don't stink

I'm not sure how many people allow smoking in their houses these days. I rather feel like since the smoking ban came in that lighting up indoors has all the social grace of curling one off on someone's coffee table, but then I don't smoke. If I did, I'd probably consider investing in the Ionic Ashtray which is essentially an ashtray holder with a mini extractor fan of sorts and the whole contraption rather comes off like a the kind of device a midget might get a blue rinse set in